You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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