If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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