I wish life had little blips of pornography
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
that is very illegal...i love you.
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