Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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