Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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