I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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