Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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