Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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