They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
That accounts for only three of the penises
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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