is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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