He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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