im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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