just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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