This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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