You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
worst night to have a conscience
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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