just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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