I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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