You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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