Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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