It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize