Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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