I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
