tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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