No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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