Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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