I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I've blown a few things in my day
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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