going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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