I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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