You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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