her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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