I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Randomize
