i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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