yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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