God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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