North Korea, Best Korea!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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