I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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