He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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