West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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