i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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