I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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