Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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