The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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