Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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