who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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