I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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