this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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