are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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