This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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