whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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