yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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