Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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