I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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