Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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