i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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