they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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