There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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