No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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