why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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