But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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