I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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