I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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