Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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